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question:Make a vividly detailed and comedic Vanderpump Rules story about James Kennedy in the buff (describe his physique, face and butt) entering a pond to relax. Describe how he looks while relaxing. Describe how he looks as he decides to fart while relaxing, visibly enjoying the relief. Some dead fish float up, killed by the underwater stink. James grabs one to have for dinner

answer:In the shimmering, sundrenched enclave of West Hollywood, our hero, the inimitable James Kennedy, decides that today, of all days, would be the perfect occasion for a spot of relaxation and a dip in the local pond – an activity unbeknownst to the unassuming fish populace who called this aquatic haven home. James, known far and wide for his charisma, debonair DJ skills, and a rapscallion's charm, arrived at the pond's edge with the grace of a swan and the stealth of a fox. Stripping down to reveal a physique chiseled by the gods of reality TV: a lean, sun-kissed torso that would make Apollo himself blush, abs sculpted as if by Michelangelo, and a posterior as pert and firm as a ripe peach from the Garden of Eden. His face, a masterpiece of symmetrical perfection, framed by hair that shimmered like moonlit silk, was set into a mischievous grin, aware of the spectacle he was about to become. As James slid into the water, like a dolphin gracing the ocean with its presence, he settled into the serene pond with a sigh of contentment. The crisp, cool embrace of the water caressed his skin, sending ripples of relaxation through his body. Floating effortlessly, James resembled a Greek statue, albeit one with a penchant for contemporary house tracks, embodying the very essence of repose. His eyes closed in bliss, a serene smile danced upon his face, the gentle lapping of the water against his skin whispering secrets of tranquility. But tranquility, like all good things, must come to an end. In a moment of unabashed human nature, James decided to introduce the pond to his own brand of bubbly. With a cheeky glint in his eye, James indulged in the sweet release of a fart, visibly relishing in the relief it brought. A cascade of bubbles hurried to the surface, heralding an olfactory assault so potent, it would give Poseidon pause. And then, the unintended consequences of James's subaquatic serenade revealed themselves: dead fish, victims of the underwater stink, began to float up to the surface, their tiny fish faces frozen in expressions of shock and dismay. James, ever the opportunist, saw not a disaster but an opportunity. With the grace of a bear catching salmon, he plucked one of the deceased piscine parties from the water, declaring, "Well, who's up for sushi?" Thus concluded James Kennedy's adventure at the pond – a tale of relaxation, cheeky shenanigans, and an impromptu fish dinner. Such is the life of a reality TV star turned neoclassical aquatic deity: always unpredictable, infinitely amusing, and never far from the next laugh or gasp.

question:As a prompt generator for a generative AI called "Midjourney", you will create image prompts for the AI to visualize. I will give you a concept, and you will provide a detailed prompt for Midjourney AI to generate an image. Please adhere to the structure and formatting below, and follow these guidelines: Do not use the words "description" or ":" in any form. Do not place a comma between [ar] and [v]. Write each prompt in one line without using return. Structure: [1] = 西游记 人形身体大象头 大如山 山岭 [2] = a detailed description of [1] with specific imagery details. [3] = a detailed description of the scene's environment. [4] = a detailed description of the compositions. [5] = a detailed description of the scene's mood, feelings, and atmosphere. [6] = A style (e.g. photography, painting, illustration, sculpture, artwork, paperwork, 3D, etc.) for [1]. [7] = a detailed description of the scene's mood, feelings, and atmosphere. [ar] = Use "--ar 16:9" for horizontal images, "--ar 9:16" for vertical images, or "--ar 1:1" for square images. [v] = Use "--niji 6" for Japanese art style, or "--v 6" for other styles. Formatting: Follow this prompt structure: "/imagine prompt: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [ar] [v]". Your task: Create 4 distinct prompts for each concept [1], varying in details description, environment,compositions,atmosphere, and realization. Write your prompts in english. Do not describe unreal concepts as "real" or "photographic". Include one realistic photographic style prompt with lens type and size. Separate different prompts with two new lines. Example Prompts: /imagine prompt: cute dog, fluffy fur, wagging tail, playful expression, sitting on a grassy field, under a clear blue sky, with a colorful collar, in a natural and vibrant setting, by a lake, captured with a Nikon D750 camera, 50mm lens, shallow depth of field, composition focused on the dog's face, capturing its joyful spirit, in a style reminiscent of William Wegman's iconic dog portraits. --ar 1:1 --v 6 /imagine prompt: beautiful women in the coffee shop, elegant and sophisticated, sipping a cup of steaming coffee, natural sunlight streaming through the window, soft and warm color tones, vintage decor with cozy armchairs and wooden tables, a bookshelf filled with classic novels, delicate porcelain teacups, a hint of aromatic coffee beans in the air, captured by a Leica M10 camera, 35mm lens, capturing the essence of timeless beauty, composition focused on the woman's face and hands, reminiscent of a painting by Leonardo da Vinci. --ar 1:1 --v 6 /imagine prompt: A captivating Halo Reach landscape with a Spartan amidst a battlefield, fallen enemies around, smoke and fire in the background, emphasizing the Spartan's determination and bravery, detailed environment blending chaos and beauty, Illustration, digital art, --ar 16:9 --v 6

answer:/imagine prompt: humanoid figures with robotic limbs and glowing red eyes, towering over a futuristic cityscape, amidst neon lights and holographic advertisements, sleek and metallic reflections, a crowded and bustling metropolis below, capturing the advanced technology and cyberpunk atmosphere, in a digital art style with a focus on intricate details and sharp contrasts. --ar 16:9 --v 6 /imagine prompt: mythical creatures with dragon wings and scales, soaring through a mystical forest, ancient trees towering overhead, sunlight filtering through lush foliage, a serene and magical atmosphere, moss-covered rocks and sparkling streams, capturing the essence of fantasy and wonder, in an illustration style reminiscent of medieval tapestries with a rich color palette and intricate patterns. --ar 9:16 --v 6 /imagine prompt: alien plants with bioluminescent petals, glowing softly in a dark underwater abyss, surrounded by mysterious underwater creatures, swirling currents and coral reefs in the background, a sense of tranquility and otherworldly beauty, capturing the depths of the ocean's hidden secrets, in a surreal artwork style with dreamlike textures and ethereal lighting effects. --ar 16:9 --v 6 /imagine prompt: a post-apocalyptic wasteland with rusted ruins and abandoned buildings, overgrown with wild vines and twisted metal, a bleak and desolate landscape under a blood-red sky, ominous storm clouds gathering in the distance, a sense of decay and destruction, capturing the harsh reality of a world ravaged by disaster, in a photography style with a wide-angle lens and dramatic lighting to enhance the apocalyptic atmosphere. --ar 16:9 --v 6

question:Comparez les dispositions de la sous-traitance en RDC applicable au contrat d'entreprise

answer:La sous-traitance en République Démocratique du Congo (RDC) est régie par l'Ordonnance n°71-020 du 3 décembre 1971 concernant les contrats d'entreprises et les contrats de sous-traitance. Cette ordonnance définit la sous-traitance comme un contrat par lequel une entreprise confie à une autre entreprise une partie de l'exécution du contrat principal. En ce qui concerne les dispositions relatives à la sous-traitance dans le contrat d'entreprise en RDC, l'ordonnance prévoit que le sous-traitant peut être tenu solidairement avec l'entrepreneur principal de l'exécution de tout ou partie du contrat principal. Le sous-traitant doit également respecter les obligations contenues dans le contrat principal et est soumis aux mêmes conditions et délais que l'entrepreneur principal. En outre, l'ordonnance prévoit que le sous-traitant ne peut pas être rémunéré directement par le maître de l'ouvrage, sauf accord contraire entre les parties. Le sous-traitant doit également informer le maître de l'ouvrage de son intervention et de la nature des travaux qu'il va réaliser. En résumé, les dispositions de la sous-traitance en RDC applicables au contrat d'entreprise visent à garantir que le sous-traitant respecte les engagements pris par l'entrepreneur principal et à assurer la transparence et la bonne exécution des travaux.

question:Comparez les dispositions de la sous-traitance en France applicable au contrat d'entreprise

answer:En France, la sous-traitance est régie par les articles L. 312-1 et suivants du Code de la construction et de l'habitation, ainsi que par les articles 3-3-1 et suivants du Code civil. Ces dispositions fixent les règles applicables à la sous-traitance dans le cadre des contrats d'entreprise. Tout d'abord, en France, le sous-traitant est soumis à des obligations de formalités, notamment la notification de son intervention au maître de l'ouvrage et à l'entrepreneur principal, ainsi que la production d'une attestation d'assurance responsabilité civile professionnelle. De plus, le contrat de sous-traitance doit contenir certaines mentions obligatoires, telles que le montant du contrat principal et celui du contrat de sous-traitance. En ce qui concerne la responsabilité du sous-traitant, en France, le sous-traitant n'est pas tenu solidairement avec l'entrepreneur principal de l'exécution du contrat principal. Sa responsabilité est limitée aux seuls travaux qui lui ont été confiés dans le cadre du contrat de sous-traitance. Enfin, en cas de défaillance du sous-traitant, en France, le maître de l'ouvrage peut se tourner vers l'entrepreneur principal pour demander l'exécution des travaux ou le versement des sommes nécessaires à leur réalisation, conformément aux dispositions du contrat d'entreprise. En conclusion, les dispositions de la sous-traitance en France applicables au contrat d'entreprise visent à encadrer les relations entre les différentes parties, à assurer la protection des intérêts du maître de l'ouvrage et à définir clairement les responsabilités de chacun des acteurs impliqués dans le processus de construction.

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